Saturday, 23 May 2020

An attorney questioning a witness: “So, if you were awake when you crossed the bridge, just when did you go to sleep at the wheel?”

 1. An attorney questioning a witness: “So, if you were awake when you crossed the bridge, just when did you go to sleep at the wheel?”
 2. No, I’m sure you’ll enjoy playing tennis with Jerome. He gets around pretty well for a guy his age.
 3. Frankly, I believe that fl ash memory will make any kind of moving-part memory, such as hard drives, completely obsolete.
 4. Larry Kudlow, on CNBC (in an American Spectator interview): “[FormerTreasury secretary] Bob Rubin’s a smart guy, a nice man, but he hates tax cuts. To listen to Rubin on domestic issues, you could just die. He’s a free-spending left-winger.”
 5. Has Harry been a faithful husband? Well, he’s not been through a Tiger Woods phase.
 6. Why is it, do you suppose, that pit bulls are all mean and vicious?
 7. I wouldn’t worry about the train being late. This is Germany, you know.
 8. Why did Obama fail to act swiftly to end the BP oil spill?
 9. It goes without saying that kid will do well in school. His kind always do.
10. The Pope does not molest children.

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